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August 21st, 2008

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03:50 pm
Star Wars is the ultimate crazy-ass girlfriend/boyfriend. You want to kick them to the curb but sometimes the sex is so good you can't help but keep them around a little longer.

Episodes 1-2- GTFO.
KOTOR - How you been? You're looking pretty hot tonight.
Clone War Cartoon 1- Ooh, baby, that feels good.
KOTOR2 - You're letting yourself go. HEY WTF was that for?
Episode 3-WTF, you crazy whore. GTFO!
Clone War Cartoon 2-I said STAY OUT, you f'ing skank.
Force Unleased-Mmm, what was I thinking, saying those things. Who's my naughty little Jedi?

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Date:August 21st, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
You, are hilarious.
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Date:August 21st, 2008 11:07 pm (UTC)


What about Episode 4-6?

Episode 4-God you are SO amazing! You rocked my world! Where have you been all my life?!

Episode 5-DAMN BABY! Who knew you could be so dark and kinky?! Who's your daddy?

Episode 6-Yeah,course I still dig you, baby. But what's up with all this cutesy talk? I think we're going in different directions...
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Date:August 21st, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)

So, I take it Clone Wars (the movie)isn't worth going to see at the cheapie theatre?
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Date:August 22nd, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
It's supposedly as bad as the Christmas Special...
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Date:August 22nd, 2008 01:01 am (UTC)
There was a Christmas Special? *blink blink* I was informed that no one was ever supposed to mention that...kinda like Highlander 2
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Date:August 22nd, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)

Let's put it this way...

They took what is good animation for television and blew it up for 35mm theatrical release?

Therefore it's adequate.

Plus, the less said about a farting Hutt baby, a transvestite hooker Hutt and a tween-padawan that calls future Lord of the Sith "Sky Guy" the better!
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Date:August 23rd, 2008 08:49 pm (UTC)
I thought I just heard someone mention Highl*^%#$&$#@&* 2!"


...pant, pant...

eye-twitching... losing self control...

-must run from computer screaming now

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