August 21st, 2008
Star Wars is the ultimate crazy-ass girlfriend/boyfriend. You want to kick them to the curb but sometimes the sex is so good you can't help but keep them around a little longer.
Episodes 1-2- GTFO.
KOTOR - How you been? You're looking pretty hot tonight.
Clone War Cartoon 1- Ooh, baby, that feels good.
KOTOR2 - You're letting yourself go. HEY WTF was that for?
Episode 3-WTF, you crazy whore. GTFO!
Clone War Cartoon 2-I said STAY OUT, you f'ing skank.
Force Unleased-Mmm, what was I thinking, saying those things. Who's my naughty little Jedi?
What about Episode 4-6?
Episode 4-God you are SO amazing! You rocked my world! Where have you been all my life?!
Episode 5-DAMN BABY! Who knew you could be so dark and kinky?! Who's your daddy?
Episode 6-Yeah,course I still dig you, baby. But what's up with all this cutesy talk? I think we're going in different directions...
|Date:||August 21st, 2008 11:59 pm (UTC)|| |
So, I take it Clone Wars (the movie)isn't worth going to see at the cheapie theatre?
It's supposedly as bad as the Christmas Special...
|Date:||August 22nd, 2008 01:01 am (UTC)|| |
There was a Christmas Special? *blink blink* I was informed that no one was ever supposed to mention that...kinda like Highlander 2
Let's put it this way...
They took what is good animation for television and blew it up for 35mm theatrical release?
Therefore it's adequate.
Plus, the less said about a farting Hutt baby, a transvestite hooker Hutt and a tween-padawan that calls future Lord of the Sith "Sky Guy" the better!
I thought I just heard someone mention Highl*^%#$&$#@&* 2!"
eye-twitching... losing self control...
-must run from computer screaming now